It’s late and I should be asleep, but um, uh, yeah…here were are…just some random thoughts.

• If I ever start a band, here are some possible names I’d consider:
  • Rory Gilmore’s Nightmare
  • Jimmy and the Chimmichangas
  • Indistinct Chatter
  • Diddy in the Video
  • No Era Penal
• When you try to make plans with someone and they say they’re “tentative” or will “play it by ear”, they are basically telling you that they don’t want to go or they want to keep their options open in case something better comes along.
• I’m not a fan of side hugs, go all in muhfugga!
• I quote Drake lyrics all the time, so it’s always nice talking to peeps who catch the references.
• I also like to tell people to “stay frosty” (got that from the movie Aliens).
• Who needs drugs when you have good music?
• I once ran into Joey Fatone at some club in Miami and I went up to him, shook his hand and told him “Thanks for the music”, like dafuq? Mind you, I was slightly inebriated.
• Speaking of music, if you ever want to listen to an amazing song with tons of intricate layers that you can zone out to, check out “TLC” by Maths Time Joy (Link). And do it with headphones!
• The very first stand up comedy special that I saw on TV was a Jamie Foxx special, been hooked ever since.
• I like dogs more than people, and people think I’m joking when I say that.
• “That’s what she said” never gets old.
• I can have entire conversations using only memes.
• I wonder if Ja Rule and Ashanti still talk…
• Whatever happened to T-Pain?
• Does Macklemore still hit up the thrift shop?
• Cats are assholes most of the time, but I’ve met some cool ones in my lifetime.
• My default answer when people ask what my weekend plans are, is “Midget strippers and cocaine”.
• Is Billy Blanks still spending Tae Bo money?
• I still can’t believe Bruce Willis was a ghost the entire time.